KING: Ah, so they have sent a rook, eh? *moves diagonally to the left* HAHA! I laugh at your lack of mobility! *ROOK moves diagonally* S***, that was my best move. MINIONS! USE YOUR SLIPPERY BLOOD FILLED CORPSES TO TRIP THIS SUCKER! *strategy works* HAHA! I laugh at your unwieldy shoulder constructs! *proudly walks to ROOK* And now for the finishing--- *slips in the blood of his minions and faceplants on ROOKs crotch*
ROOK: Suck it. *smashes KING's head on crotch then uses hammer to support himself back up*
ROOK: Suck it. *smashes KING's head on crotch then uses hammer to support himself back up*